The Laughing Craft

Greetings ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better! I am the enchanting Artemis, and this is the laughing craft. There are many many witch memes about “if something makes a spooky noise in your home, make a spookier noise to assert dominance.” memes. This is, esoterically speaking, a very solid option. In the… Continue reading Enchanting condoms, for safety

Good afternoon ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better! I am the enchanting Artemis, and this is the first laughing craft rush! I have been absorbed in a personal project, a new highly physical job, and seasonal depression. So I haven’t posted in over a month! Time halts for no one, no matter… Continue reading Personal Pan Paradigms

Good morning ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better! I am the enchanting Artemis, and this is the laughing craft. I recently mentioned something called “Gnosis” and today I’m going to explain it in greater detail. At the very least, I’m going to try to. It’s a very strange concept that is deliberately… Continue reading The opposite of Agnostic is someone who knows

Good morning ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better! I am the enchanting Artemis and this is the laughing craft! Today I want to tell you all about something you may have seen in a cartoon in the earlier parts of this century. Magick in the garbage. Whether it’s dried wax flakes, spilled… Continue reading The Hell Baby

Hey folks, I’m going to talk about meditation today. Meditation serves multiple purposes, and there are multiple methods to those ends. Because meditation is more practice than theory these sorts of articles will run shorter than the witchcraft ones. Today I’m going to discuss the ever popular goal of chilling the fuck out.  I’m going… Continue reading Zen, or the art of how to start

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better! I am the enchanting Artemis, and this is the laughing craft. I’m going to be talking about the five elements today. Unless you’ve been living under a rock (in which the one element you know about is earth), the five “elements” are: Earth, Air, Water,… Continue reading Elementary school, four things

    Good afternoon ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better! I am the enchanting Artemis, and this is the laughing craft! I mentioned in my first post that I practiced Chaos Magick. It is a practice that is loosely defined by an experimental attitude, iconoclastic urges, and the notion that you define your… Continue reading The Wonkavision Principle

Hello ladies gentlemen and those of you who know better! I am the enchanting Artemis, and this is the laughing craft! I thought, on this brisk and tenebrous evening I would reflect on reality. It’s a shame there isn’t any. Of course, there is. Existence is. The grocery stores, the underpaid pornographic content creators, you… Continue reading Don’t Panic

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better! I am the enchanting Artemis, and this is the Laughing Craft! I recently discussed how literacy was an important skill for a wizard and functioning adult human to have. But, what is literacy without letters? Nothing useful, that’s for sure. Sigils are single use spell… Continue reading The Inevitable Sigil Post

Good morning ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better! I am the enchanting Artemis and this is the Laughing Craft. Today I want to briefly talk about literacy. It is important to be able to read and understand the meaning of the weird squiggles formed from language. Whether it’s a stop sign, instructions… Continue reading The future, literally